ALISON PILL

J—[laughs] What’s the last good piece of advice that you got?

A— Look people in the eye when you tell them you miss them.

J—I like that a lot and have never heard it. When’s the last time you’ve eaten a chocolate bar?

A—Um, I actually bought one on my way home.

J—You did?

A—Yeah.

J—On your way home from the Eighties?

A—What?

J—I don’t know, I haven’t bought a chocolate bar since the Eighties. That’s what came to mind.

A—Oh. Oh, I get it. [laughs]

J—Okay. Have you ever had a Baby Ruth?

A—Yeah, I know Baby Ruth.

J—Baby Ruth is the best.

A—Mmm… Almond Snickers is pretty much no joke.

J—That is no joke, actually. When I was playing hockey, I’d always see young diabetics carrying the Almond Snickers around, ‘cause that was their drug of choice.

A—Fuck you, insulin.

J— [laughs] Well, I’m back on the East Coast as of mid-next year.

A—Woo-hoo!

J—Well until then.

A—Until then. Talk to you soon.

J—Yes for sure. Talk soon.

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